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And then her mood ring just...exploded
It`s Monday. I`m refreshed and ready to hate my Job
Don`t blame me. You`re the one following a 41 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters.
Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.
My most frequent walk of shame is from one bathroom to the other with the plunger
If you catch me in the morning in a yoga position... more than likely I passed out drunk that way.
If history repeats itself, I´m totally getting a dinosaur.
Dinosaurs never had pizza and they all died.
If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you`ll be dead soon.
Life is fun! You should get one.
I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.
“I saw that.” -Karma
If you walk a mile in my shoes the least you can do is leave a pair of yours to wear.
“Nothing is impossible.” I disagree. I’m doing nothing right now… it’s totally possible.
I just finish reading "50 shades of gray" by Sherwin Williams. I don`t see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.