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If you figure me out I want an explanation.
My fantasy is having two women at once...One Cooking, One Cleaning.
Just remember the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your talent
People like you are the reason why the middle finger was invented
It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now.
I often confuse reptiles and amphibians. Actually, if I`m being brutally honest, they pretty much never know what I`m talking about
Today is Valentine’s Day or as I call it… Tuesday.
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I`m telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours.
Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
I hate it when I`m trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.
I think I have 10 inches of Global Warming on my driveway.
I did all I can do. I can´t do no more