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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
It`s Thanksgiving. Don`t forget to set your scale back 25 lbs
Right now I`m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I`ve forgotten this before.
I`m pretty sure country music singers are all just the same guy wearing different hats.
"I’m not drunk!” is an argument only very drunk people think they can win
They should really be Middle-Age Mutant Business Turtles by now.
Find someone you`re good at.
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn`t easy.
Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh crap! It’s the cops!”?
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book.
My flock of sheep were stolen from my farm last month. I`ve not been able to sleep since.
Ladies: If he’s right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys.
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.