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Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
A penny for your thoughts. Five bucks if they`re dirty.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
How many Oreos is too many?...Is it 25?...I feel like it should be more than 25
I don`t drink these days. I`m allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
If you love someone, let them go, if they don`t come back..... Set them on fire *evil grin*
My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.
Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"
I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
I broke a mirror now I`m looking at 7 years bad luck... but my lawyer thinks he can get me off with 3
"We have HBO" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry.