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If I like you, I’ll let you hold the TV remote when we watch TV. If I love you, I won’t take the batteries out of it beforehand.
I put the pro in inappropriate.
The best things in life require no pants.
Now that "twerk" has been added to the dictionary, I can`t wait for a Spelling Bee judge to be asked to use it in a sentence.
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time.
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught.
Fast way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? "It`s open."
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit.
I eat my salad without dressing because who has time to put on clothes...
Hello? HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet but you sent me a printer.
FYI: I`m never gonna tell the person I`m meeting up with that you said hi.
I think that a lot of conflict that happened in the Wild West could`ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.