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I asked my kid “do you know why we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” He said, “Sure! It’s so we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries
A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless.
We have GPS that can navigate you across the country. Why can`t someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?
life is too short to think twice and act wise....
When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
I hope I never go to jail because I haven`t memorized a phone number since 2001
Guacamole is my favorite food that looks like someone already ate it.
Dodgeball, but with random people who don`t know that they are playing..............
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
A show called the view shouldn`t hurt your eyes
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
I own a shop selling `CLOSED` signs. We haven`t had a single customer today.
If flying is really so safe, then why is it called the `terminal`?