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Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.
?-- that guy is cute ?
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
My "Do Not Disturb" facial expression is not working today.
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
I wonder what I did in a previous life to get reincarnated as me...
You can tell by a woman`s feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
Due to an unforeseen error during last night`s love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today
Being gay is fine. Being lesbian is fine. Being straight is fine. But do you know what’s not fine? Wearing crocs. That is NOT okay
I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.
Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?
thinks it`ll just be my luck to win the Lottery tonight ...... and the world WILL end tomorrow!
I remembered my wedding anniversary today. It was last week.