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I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
Kids today don`t know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video.
I’m just going to put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
My job blocked the Favstar website and I`m not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I`m totally taking hostages.
you know why maths is unhappy? because it got so many problems.
Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you have tits. Simple as that
Calling all men...Eboli can live up to two months in semen..YES! You better wash your socks.
Life Tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
I need a new bad decision.
You want me to smile? How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren`t getting enough fiber?
is at the park. Unless you’re my boss, in which case, I’m at work.
Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says, " hahaa, good one!" Then we laugh and laugh and take a nap.