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It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
eBay sellers - just because you`ve dug your suit/dress out of the back of your wardrobe doesn`t make it vintage. #JustOldAndSmelly
Imagine how freaked out the first human must of been on the first sneeze.
I have every episode of Hoarders saved on DVD.
Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.
Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back
Some days your the duck. Some days your the goose.
The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
Fact: Turtles can breathe through their butts. And I thought I had bad morning breath.
Grown up pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out Iām not fat. Iām a panda.
I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find `em.
Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, "that weird thing I did for a while."
Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
Me in a shopping mall: "I like that stuff" *looks at pricetag* "i don`t like it anymore"
How Big is Infinity?