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On a scale from 0 to insane, I`m Batman!
Our parents always taught us NOT to write on walls... Facebook teaches us differently
Today is one of those “yeah, I’m not getting anything done” kind of days.
In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget.
"Wow, that Hungry Man TV dinner sure lives up to its name!" said no hungry man ever.
“Let’s hang out sometime.” - liars
I sure did waste a lot of time as a kid practicing my autograph.
I`m obviously smarter than you`re
Legally, it`s questionable .. Morally, it`s disgusting .. Personally, I love it. ;)
Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?
im so hungry, im farting fresh air
Spontaneity is great ... as long as I have a plan.
It`s always quiet on here at the weekends, it`s like you people have lives or something...
We can put laser-equipped robots on Mars, but wrinkled dollar bills still don’t work in vending machines?
50 years ago you had to get really f*cking drunk to drop your phone in a urinal.