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Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
When people said they sleep like a baby, it`s because they do not have one.
Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left behind by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi
When it comes to tantrums, I throw like a girl.
We can`t all be princesses, somebody has to clap as I go by. :P
It’s like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn`t have the same effect.
At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.
Pay phones should be replaced with chargers for cell phones.
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don`t want to talk.
After reading some marriage post, I`m beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.
I`m trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it`s hard........so hard......