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My kids don`t even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays
I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he`s still not talking to me!
pudding... thats always a funny word
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
Regardless of how much time you think you waste, just know that someone created a very detailed Wikipedia page for Grumpy Cat.
If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
I`ll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones
Irresponsible is when your neighbor doesn`t pay their wifi bill.
I’m on a forgotten-name basis with quite a lot of people.
Half of my life has been spent hoping people don’t see me.
The first guy who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other weird sh!t.
Just scraped 3 inches of "Mostly Cloudy" off my car.
You can tell how much a woman hates her husband by how short she cuts her hair.
Sometimes my mind wanders, other times it leaves completly. ;)
Is it just me, or would those movies had been far scarier if they were titled "Monday the 13th"