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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
Advantage #46 of being single. I have entire closets that are completely empty.
My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction.
I wouldn`t want lesbian parents. Not because I`m homophobic. I just don`t want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one.
The number one key to a successful marriage is alcoholism.
Nothing gets me motivated for 10-15 seconds like a good inspirational quote.
Guys you should never overreact when you hear the words, " The babysitter is late."
Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!
Those who tell you not to run with scissors are just trying to steal your scissors. Run.
Unless you fell off the stairmaster and a barbell fell on your face... no one wants to hear about your workout.
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
Yeah... I may be old... But I`m still hot..... They just come in flashes now!
You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter.