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The only way you can be right in an argument with a woman is by admitting you`re wrong.
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
Why didn`t you tell me that I wasn`t going to like you
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
have you ever been like "what`s the day today? ... no i mean the like the number".
Video games don`t encourage violence nearly as much as piñatas do.
It deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pcale. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a pobelrm. Tihs is buseace the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Tihs wulod not be psibsole if yuor sutipd. I hpoe for yuor skae you wree albe to raed tihs or taht maens yuor an idoit or barin dmagaed.
My sleep number is 100 proof.
If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there`s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. ;)
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
I’d slap you but I’m pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty.
I like to refer to myself as a "Second-hand Vegetarian". Animals eat grass. I eat animals.
Just got back from the car dealership and long story short, I`m now the proud owner of a giant circus tent.