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Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
"Open Mike Night" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I`d been invited to an autopsy.
when is humpty dumpty going to hatch?
I`m so scattered I don`t know whether I found this rope or lost my horse.
My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
If you ever get caught sleeping during work, just slowly raise your hand and say "In Jesus name I pray, Amen."
Time to clean the house. Good thing I took that delegation class at work and I have 2 kids. This is going to be fun
I scratch my a$$ way to much to chew my fingernails...
Sorry I`m late. I had five cups of coffee and became convinced I could probably bend a fork with my mind, so I had to give it an honest try.
No Shirt No Shoes No Service. What about pants?
I make self-sabotage look like an art form.
A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
Whenever you`re feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
Twerking is the crocs of dancing.
This day will end with either wine or shopping. Probably both.