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In Store Special - "You`re My One and Only" Valentine`s Day cards... 4 for $5...
This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….. I’m just fat.
Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades........... Wait till summer... Enjoy!
When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want!
The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice.
No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
How big does a cupcake have to be before it`s just a cake?
When you`re tucking your kids in at night, read them a few select Facebook statuses, kiss them on the forehead and whisper "This is why we must stay in school."
Bacon...need I say more
$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think "that`d be a great name for my new baby!"
is running out of excuses for the stupid things I do. Please submit suggestions below.
Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"
Your girlfriend is rated E... For Everyone
Have you ever noticed that half way through the ColonialPenn insurance commercial, Alex Trebek tries to pull a Jedi-Mind-Trick on us.... "This is the insurance you are looking for." (I didn`t get enough sleep last night.)
Ways to Win my Heart: Buy me Beer Bring me Beer Be Beer.