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Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
When I see you in hell I`ll still ignore you
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
woman belong in the kitchen? thats where the knives are you fool.
I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I`m living in their attic...
Always finish your beer. There`s sober kids in Africa.
I eat bananas with a fork, so I don`t look gay.
If I can’t act weird around you, I’m sorry we can’t be friends.
You`ll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
I don’t want to rule the world… Just everything within a hundred square mile radius.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times,......Your probably a woman.
If Welch’s is 100% Grape Juice, then why the heck do you list 4 other ingredients?
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.