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“I don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
No one sees you when you`re kind, no one sees you when you do a nice thing, but all will see on you when you fart.
I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can’t these days. My phone battery just doesn’t have the stamina any more.
Somewhere someone`s therapist knows you.
I tend to say “I don’t know” when I’m too lazy to think.
I get so confused when I`m about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
She might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty`s only a light switch away.
I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
Some days your the duck. Some days your the goose.
Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.
I really don`t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. I black out every Friday....
Since everything is closed for Thanksgiving I’m going to drive around and park in all the good spots I never get.
Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.