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French people give me the crepes.
The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
Why is it that whenever I have to turn around in a strange driveway, I feel like they`re gonna come running out with pitchforks and torches?
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
Was just thinking …. What would the world be like if McDonalds delivered?
snooze button, becuase all I need after 8 hours of sleep, is a nap
Objects in spandex are larger than they appear
Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
"I want to be cuddled, but I want to be alone. Being crazy is hard." - WOMEN
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
I rather be a known drunk, than an Anonimous Alcoholic
Sometimes my brain is like the bermuda triangle...Information goes in then it`s never found again..
I can`t figure out why everyone calls me a smart-ass. Is it because I`m smart and have a great ass?