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Does lying face down on this carpet make me look unsociable?
Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
I`m in the awkward time period between not wanting to have pants on, and having to wait for the pizza guy right now...
Health tip: There`s never a `safe` time to shake a teenage boy`s hand. Never.
I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to .... unless your in prison!!!
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it....
People think that a girl`s dream is to find her perfect guy & be with him forever... That`s Crap! A girl`s dream is to eat without getting fat.
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
I don`t understand fat poor people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost.
Friends are like condoms… they protect you when things get hard.
If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"