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I`m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
A walk of shame is always sad. Don`t make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
I can’t believe it’s 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
I left a note in the break room at work saying I had found five bucks. I hadn`t found any money, but it was worth five dollars to learn which of my co-workers is a lying douchebag.
Peanut butter and jelly. That´s what I like in my belly
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
Moving all my retirement funds into a Colorado snack machine franchise.
It`s everyone`s favorite holiday season where we try to guess if that was a firework or gunshot
When will math grow up and start solving its own problems
So bored at work I can`t even think of something to goggle
Whatever Mom, IF THAT`S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!
I finally did it. I gave my cat a bath today. It really wasn`t that bad. She enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Other than the fur sticking to the roof of my mouth, it went well.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else...
All of those in favor of bitch slapping stupid people, say "I"