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More food should come with prizes inside it.
The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or prettier than you. That would be me.
Dear alcohol we had a deal where you were supposed to make me cool, sexy, charming and a great dancer........I seen a video......we need to talk.
The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and cannot figure out which one the music is coming from.
I want to start a womans magazine called "Period". ..then every few months I`ll send it out late JUST to freak them out. ;)
7,000 people were treated in emergency rooms for injuries sustained from fireworks. Don’t be a statistic, let your friend light the fuse
The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can`t afford 3) Periods 4) Men
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you`re innocent".
I went on two diets because there wasn’t enough food on just the one.
If I laugh randomly when you are talking to me, don`t worry, the voices are telling me jokes.
The sad part about seeing any shopper at Walmart with a blue tooth, is that normally it is that shopper`s only tooth.