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Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
I don`t have any "driving the speed limit" music.
I socially identify as the guy who tried to jump off of the sinking Titanic but ending up hitting a massive propeller on the way down.
If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I`m very skilled at shooting aliens this way
I`m curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they`re taking it out of their cars too?
Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes out and you sit there clapping your hands like a retarded seal?
If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.
He who laughs last didn´t get it.
I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said, "Hey, that`s my stuff!"?
Of course you should follow me. I’m funny. Ask anyone. Well, except my mother-in-law. Don`t ask her.
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don`t mind it at all.
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
Does running out of money count as exercise?
Elevators are so stupid. They have a button for the floor I`m already on.