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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"
Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. Sometimes you understand nothing, and still you say..."I Agree".....!
Dating would be a lot easier if the opposite sex had a tail. That way, I could see if it was wagging or not after I did or said something.
"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself." ~5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
My brain is about as well organized as the Walmart $5 dvd bin.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
Nothing makes me more nervous than getting FB msg saying, “You’ve been tagged in a photo” after a crazy weekend.
The more I know, the more I forget! The more I forget the less I know! The less I know, the less I forget! The less I forget, the more I know!!!
i like boobs
If your pet has its own FB page, it might be time for a reality check...
I was driving thru Farmville and I had to pee ... so I pulled over and fertilized your crops
Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters.
Growing up teachers always told me there was no such thing as a stupid question. Eight years in retail has determined that was a lie.