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Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
I’m single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice!
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
My girlfriend said she wasn`t impressed and felt she needed a man with at least 6 inches. So I folded it in half.
That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
I always wonder if the people sitting near me at church every Sunday are unsettled by the fact that I take my communion like a shot of cheap vodka because I`m still in a party mode
I don`t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated.
I’m too young to be too old for everything.
If I’ve learned anything in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait...no, false alarm.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
I`m always amazed that when tragedy strikes how quickly people on Facebook become experts on the subject no matter what it is.
"I went to Jared" I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!