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Have a day. That`s about as inspirational I get.
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
I`ll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn`t just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.
I don`t get it, no matter how many times I call `shotgun` the cops always put me in the backseat.
The phrase “Don’t take this the wrong way.” has a zero percent success rate.
The ultimate home security system is having shitty stuff.
Today I am thankful that I don`t post what I am thankful for on Facebook, every day in November. Or ever.
It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry.
When someone yells stop, I don`t know if it`s in the name of love, it`s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
All fortune cookies should just read, "You will have diarrhea for the next 24 hours.
Depresso; the feeling you get when you`ve run out of coffee.
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
If i had a dollar for everytime i was thinking about you, i would start thinking about you.
Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.
I don`t always do a lot, but I put a lot of thought into it.