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Money can`t buy happiness, but I`d rather cry in a Ferrari.
Why does the alphabet need to be in order anyway
"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" -- 5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
To the 84yo woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, sup baby ;)
I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn`t a "Hell no!" button.
I`d say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me...We all know it`s never gonna happen
You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.
If I hug you longer than 3 seconds, I’m picking your pockets.
It`s called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken.
I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.
Recent survey asked people in the U.S if there are too many immigrants: 17% said yes, 83% said Lo siento, no hablan Inglés
I`m absolutely nailing this "I give a sh!t" face today!
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
i just opened a fortune cookie and it started with the word unfortuneatly