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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
Tequila... cuz the bed isn`t goin to spin itself!
Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your house. Those bastads live forever.
Lets not get carried away it`s not like McDonalds shutdown
I walked into SeaWorld with a fishing pole once. I gotta tell ya, those security guards can really run.
ROFL!!….. LOL jk i’m still in my chair.
The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.
I just accidentally opened the door for a Jehovah`s Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
Hey,,,, I said I`d be there in 10 minutes... Quit calling me every half hour.
The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday. We just call him Dav now
One thing the porn industry has taught me is that this summer I defiantly need to get a job as a poolboy.