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Jehovah`s witnesses don`t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don`t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
Thanks to the State Farm commercial now I want a Falcon.
When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
I have never walked toward the exit of a supermarket without nervously wondering if I`ve stolen something.
I wonder if they let me grow cannabis on Farmville, I`ll be able to sell it on Mafia Wars?
If you scream in a library, people just look at you funny. If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.
If your drug dealer is always on time he is a cop …
The next time you feel you`re worthless.... just remember.... your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
I haven`t crunched all the numbers, but early calculations show that a large percentage of people don`t care what you think.
Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as “grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube.”
What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don`t even know what I`m doing with the rest of this post...
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.