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So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes
liked homework better when it was called coloring.
My favorite iOS7 feature is how it distracts me from the fact that I`m wasting my life poking a glass screen.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe vodka is addicted to ME?
That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
Why would you live in a place where the air hurts your face?
How to Train Your Dragon offers no practical dragon training information. NONE. Zero stars.
Women use sex to get stuff, men lose stuff because of sex.
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
Just called my own voicemail and left messages until the memory was full. People can`t leave messages now. That`s the kind of genius I am.
Some people pass through our lives just to teach us not to be like them.
Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
Every wanna answer every question with a middle finger? That`s kinda where I am today.