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Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?
Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
It saddens me to think that I`ll never be able to watch my own a$$ as I walk away :(
I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?
Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place to have sex.
"You CAN even."- white girl life coach
I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
I`m 84% less productive in a swivel chair.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
Whenever I receive a text saying bahaha, I like to believe you are a sheep on drugs.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.