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Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.
I wonder if one day somebody will knock on my door and say to me, “Hey ,we have 7 mutual friends in Facebook; may I come in?"
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
Forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
Aren`t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know...The birth of Santa
I won the Twister contest hands-down.
I don`t care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
The hardest part about having a vivid imagination is finding enough things to climb on to avoid all the frickin’ lava on the floor!
"Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven`t slept in a week!
For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair
I`ve been single for a while and I have to say, it`s going very well. Like... It`s working out. I think I`m the one.
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!
I may be asking too much of this coffee.