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I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world
I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
How many facebook friends do you have that if they posted "I`m depressed and on the edge", your first thought would be to poke them?
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
Life is so unfair, why do we always want what we don`t have? For example, right now I want tacos
I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
Waitress: `Do u have any questions about the menu?` Me: `What kind of font is this?`
Not clicking like on this status makes your a$$ look fat.
If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.
Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
Being fabulous all day makes me really, really tired
Milk Duds: When you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw