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Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it`s Wednesday.
Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
Strangers are like birds. If you run at them screaming and waving your arms they will run away.
There comes a time in the day, when no matter what the question, the answer is booze.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
I assume people with dark tinted windows pick their nose more aggressively than the rest of us.
On a scale of one to crazy, how many cats do you have?
A party without Vodka is just a meeting.
The first guy who persuaded a blind guy to wear sunglasses, must have been a hell of a salesman.
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as the Kraft Singles?
Love your enemies; after all, you made them!
Beautiful people are more beautiful when surrounded by ugly people
That`s it!! I`m never drinking again until tomorrow.