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I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago
Just used a full size twix bar to stir my coffee.
Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating...
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
Shout out to good looking women who date unattractive men who aren`t rich, thanks for keeping hope alive.
You make your own luck`.. a saying most popular with lucky f*ckers
Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.
Life is fun! You should get one.
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
Boobs are like the Sun. You can stare at them directly just for a few seconds, but if you put on sunglasses, you can stare as much as you want!
I wish my life had background music so I could figure out what the hell is going on.