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Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen’s clubs.
Facebook should win an Emmy for Best Daytime Dramas.
Smile. Your enemies hate it.
Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
Why do people say "Tuna Fish sandwich?" That`s like saying "Chicken Bird sandwich."
Stop picking on Justin Bieber. That`s somebody`s daughter.
It’s people that give drinking a bad name.
You know it`s been a good night when you wake up and see bite marks on the walls...
How dare the NFL build walls to keep fans that haven`t paid for a ticket from entering the game!
I put the “Pro” in Procrastinate.
My chemistry teacher asked us what the heaviest metal was today. Apparently "Megadeath" was the wrong answer.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
I think girls secretly enjoy putting guys in the friend zone