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"Haha" - me when I don`t understand the reference
Edward Cullen is extremely pale due to the lack of light in the closet.
When pornstars get up to speak in front of a large group, do they picture people with their clothes on?
It saddens me to think that I`ll never be able to watch my own a$$ as I walk away :(
To say I wasted today would be a huge insult to the producers of the 3 movies I watched.
My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a f*cking b!tch all the time.
I love arguing with you so much, I`ll bring a Ouija board to your funeral.
I bet it’s pretty hard at a mime’s funeral to figure out when the moment of silence is over.
Don`t judge me just because I sin differently from you.
Someone just called me normal, I`ve never been so insulted in all my life!
Save some time and just put your Taco Bell directly in the toilet.
I just heard someone say "I can`t wait for 13/13/13" .....let`s take a moment and pray for this dumbass
Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.
This is my leftover status from Thanksgiving.
I was at the hospital earlier today and saw a cute girl with a cast on her leg. Naturally, my first thought was "Hey, this one can`t run away..."