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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
If suppositories were just a bit smaller, they would be a whole lot easier to swallow...........................
I`d be amazing at life if I was only asked to sit and play on the computer all day.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning.
Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
I learn something new every day that I didn`t want to know.
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be “doesn’t know how to follow directions.”
I`m not always rude. Sometimes I`m sleeping.
Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly…on a broomstick. We’re flexible that way.
Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.
If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I`ve never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.
So I danced like no one was watching. My court date is pending.