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I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
You and I are just different. And by different I mean you`re stupid.
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life changing event. If your life sucks today, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
It’s not a great nap, unless you wake up and can’t remember what day it is.
A "long story" is just a short story that no one wants to tell.
For a guy who cant figure out how a remote works my dad sure has a lot of advice for Obama.
Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you.
Guess what I saw today ... Everything I looked at. ;)
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
It takes so much self control for me not to write, "you sure about that?" under Facebook engagement announcements.
Intelligence is like underwear. It`s important that you have it but there`s no need to show it off.
Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?