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Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses
People like you remind me how lucky I am that my cell phone provider has a block option! Just sayin.
Kids today don`t know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video.
The only thing I hate about beer is that there`s absolutely nothing I hate about beer... :)
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
I laugh in the face of normal.
I’m always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing.
My neighbors listen to AC/DC at 6:00 every morning. Whether they like it or not...
Im really not just some idiot with nothing better to do with my time, I just play one in FB.
I always write `wake up` on my to-do-list so I can at least accomplish one thing a day