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What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
In honor of St. Patrick`s Day, I`m going to create a hybrid of a four leaf clover and poison ivy and give myself a rash of good luck
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
There`s no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
I`m so broke, if somebody tried to rob me right now, they would just be practicing.
DATING TIP: never reveal how many cats you have.
Seagull Manager; Someone who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everyone and then leaves.
Chapstick is an entire industry based on you losing the product and buying more.
My hair looks amazing today. I hope I see everybody I hate.
I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
People who live in bouncy castles shouldn’t throw darts.
A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.
Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.