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I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead, but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
I can walk up to any dog, rub its belly and make a friend ... That trick rarely works on people.
The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with "Go away."
Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. ...We launch a bird into pigs!
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they`re looking for ideas.
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn`t made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
Life Lesson: Never ever, ever do anything you wouldn`t want to explain to a nurse in a busy ER.
Running shoes? No, I don`t run. These are my "better hurry up the liquor store is about to close" shoes.
Wouldn`t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller...
Know what? If they had Neosporin back in 1931, that nasty scar on Frankenstein`s forehead would have been far less noticeable.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"