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off to bed...evil schemes don`t dream themselves up.
Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?
Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some Iād love to punch them in the face.
that strange moment when you get in the van and theres no candy...-Drew Balthaser
Sometimes I STOP when it`s not even Hammer time
If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
Since 4th of July falls on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? the weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
what happends when chemists pass away...We Barium.
I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn`t tear away ..
Took my 3rd self-defense class, so if anyone feels like attacking me straight on, very slowly, w/ a fake knife in their right hand, BRING IT
I`ve seen bride magazines but have yet to see "Eager Groom" magazines.
If you love something, set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies though. Or killer bees or pretty much any domesticated animal into the wild. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don`t love anything.
I want a man who loves me for my personality. Is it really to much to ask, I mean I do have several to pick from.