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Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn`t say the decisions I made were good.
If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
me + you = overpopulation... :) :p
Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope`s car.
A female mantis kills the male after sex. That used to seem cruel, but now that I`m married with kids I think the male mantis gets off easy.
Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it’s my modesty that stands out.
I wish bedtime was all the time.
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
Can you imagine if Facebook and Twitter just decided to shut down and you see all these confused people coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
I`ve decided that throughout the time period starting with Thanksgiving, continuing on to Christmas and ending on New Years Day, the term `Calories" regarding all food shall be referred to as "Deliciousness Points."
Remember when you thought you’d have it all together by the time you were the age you are now? LOL