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Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
How can you tell if a smurf has the blues?
Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I`ve only missed one day.
My husband told me that he would leave me if I didn`t give up all my bad habbits.....I nearly choked on my toe nail!
I`d share my Netflix login but I`m too embarrassed by "My List".
It`s the little things in life that matter the most... for instance the refrigerator light, helping you to see that last beer way in the back!
My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive.
The key to a long relationship: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.
Gently placing your finger on someone’s lips and saying, “Shh, not another word,” is super romantic but cops don’t seem to think so.
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching.
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who`s stressing you out.
My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.
When your Dr. says "I`ll need to Google that"..... it`s time to change Doctors
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.