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We`ve all been talking about your paranoia.
In my head I sound like the Queen of England bitches!
I hate when I get to work and I`m at work.
How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I`m sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
Every dog is a badass until you decide to vacuum.
That awkward moment when the automatic flushing toilet goes off when you`re still sitting down.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...
You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
This ramen noodle and vienna sausage dinner taste exactly like I made the wrong career choice :(
Soon ovens will come with webcams and wireless connections so that posting photos of your dinner will be even easier.
Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I`d look out the window for that.
I`m honest, so when I say I took a "cat nap" that means that I slept for 18 hours and then pissed on your favorite shirt after I woke up.
I’m watching this show on stalkers, still haven’t seen any of you yet.