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As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
is easily distracted by shiny objects.
Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
I`m sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
FACT: The higher pitched my "hey!" the greater the chance I don`t remember who you are.
Not that I expect 100% truth in advertising, but shouldn’t those women in the tampon commercials be wielding chainsaws and burning stuff down, not laughing and dancing?
All i ever see on facebook is LBR, TBH, LMS, and all that other crap...
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located
How many times do I have to say "excuse me" before "get the f*ck out of my way" becomes acceptable?
It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians.
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !
Nothing says IDGAF like an old lady at a slot machine wearing oxygen and smoking a cigarette.