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They say in the near future computers will become more intelligent than people, really, the near future? I walk down the street and see girls who struggle with the difference between orange and tanned, guys who have no idea how a belt works, and all of them with less language skills then the average trained chimp. Computers? Hell I’ve got an alarm clock that’s smarter than most of them right now.
If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. At least for the pictures...
We may be an advanced nation but we still have to remind employees to wash their hands when they pee.
I`m trying to cut back on posting pics to Instagram, so I`m not going to eat anymore.
Don`t act like your not impressed.
I’m right 97% of the time…who cares about the other 4%.
Now that I`m turning 40, I need to be careful about what I eat and drink and make sure I am getting my nutrients. That is why I just added pulp-free Orange Juice to my Vodka.
Ermegerd! I WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!!! Again! I love being self employed..
I can’t even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me more than a week to realize that I`m not at work anymore....
Yes I stalk you, but only as a friend.
Bacon...need I say more
My brain has too many tabs open.
Wal-Mart: Because going to Target requires a shower.