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The boss keeps talking about a company 401k ... I don`t think I can run that far
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million.
How do people dumb enough to buy $500 sunglasses make enough money to buy $500 sunglasses?
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
How awesome would it be if boobs made maraca sounds when you shook them? LOL
My favorite beer is an open one.
Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
I`m not saying I`m bilingual but if you shout at me in German I`ll probably do whatever you want
Nothing says love like hearing a toilet flush on the other end of the phone.
The greatest fear is NOT fear itself. It’s dropping your phone in a port-a-potty!
It`s hard to focus on a home workout when your home also contains a refrigerator full of delicious food
Money isn`t the key to happiness ... Wait a minute, I`ll just pay to have a key made.