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What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
Why do they play this music on the elevators if we`re not suppose to slow dance.
I`m starting to think mosquitoes just land on our faces not to suck blood but to see how stupid we look when we slap ourselves.
Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working
You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about sh!t ...?
The way I figure it, whatever doesn’t kill me has lost it’s chance.
As if " cray cray" wasn`t irritating enough, people have started shortening it to " cray"....that`s just stu stu
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
I`m just saying it might be a good idea for Liam Neeson`s to take his family members to the vet and get them microchipped.
Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
Just got rid of 150lbs of ugly fat ... Got divorced.
"I can`t wait to have you inside me," I whispered softly to my dinner.
I think Labor Day is to remind people that after a full day with the family, going to work actually isn`t so bad after all.